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Simply Aloha On The Go

Retirement Noodle Board - Custom Wine Lover Gift

Retirement Noodle Board - Custom Wine Lover Gift

$255.00 USD
$255.00 USD
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Celebrate Retirement in Style!

This rustic Retirement Wine Noodle Board by Simply Aloha On The Go is the perfect gift for wine lovers stepping into their next chapter! Handcrafted and hand-stenciled in Arizona, it’s personal, fun, and ready to impress at any retirement party. Cheers to retirement! 

Features:

  • Farmhouse aesthetic
  • Handcrafted and hand-stenciled
  • Real wood from Arizona
  • 20" x 30" fits standard stoves
  • One standard font used for all custom text

Rustic Authenticity: Because we use real wood, each piece features its own unique knots, dents, dings, and natural imperfections. We never use heavily damaged wood, ensuring your piece has genuine farmhouse character.

Important Notes:

  • Decorative Use Only: This board is intended for kitchen decor only. It is not food-grade safe and is not to be used as a direct cutting board or for food prep.
  • Stove Safety: Always allow your stove and burners to cool completely before placing the cover on top. We are not responsible for damages resulting from misuse.

Processing & Shipping:

  • Ships within 2 weeks
  • Shipping day: Fridays
  • Notification sent when ready to ship

Note: For safe shipping, handles arrive unattached. Quick and easy installation required (screws included).

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Shipping And Processing Timeline

PRODUCTION AND PROCESSING TIME:

  • Standard Processing: Please allow 7–10 business days for production and processing before your order ships.
  • When available, expedited processing may be completed within 3–5 business days. Please contact us before ordering if you have a specific event date.

SHIPPING EXPECTATION:

  • All orders ship from Arizona.
  • Standard nationwide shipping typically takes 3–5 business days once handed over to the carrier.
  • Processing time and shipping time are separate.
  • Carrier delivery dates are estimates and may occasionally be affected by weather, holidays, or other delays outside of our control.



Return And Refund

All Sales Are Final. Because our items are custom-made and handcrafted with care, we do not accept returns or refunds.

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