• Handcrafted farmhouse noodle board with the phrase "I can wine all I want" and "I am retired" separated by a wine glass graphic in a stained background and black handles
  • Handcrafted farmhouse noodle board with the phrase "I can wine all I want" and "I am retired" separated by a wine glass graphic in white background and black handles
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Simply Aloha On The Go

I Can Wine All I Want I’m Retired | Farmhouse Noodle Board

I Can Wine All I Want I’m Retired | Farmhouse Noodle Board

$145.00 USD
$145.00 USD
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Bring rustic charm and personality to your kitchen with our handcrafted I Can Wine All Day, I'm Retired Noodle Board. This custom stove cover doubles as charming kitchen decor and is the perfect retirement gift for wine lovers and farmhouse enthusiasts. 

Product Details & Features:

  • Rustic & Handcrafted: Made from real wood showcasing unique knots and textures; each sign is hand-stenciled for a one-of-a-kind look
  • Multifunctional Use: Decorative stove top cover adds charm and protects burners
  • Not for Food Prep: Intended for decorative purposes only
  • Standard Size: 22" x 30", fits most standard stoves
  • Font: One standard elegant font used

Processing & Shipping:

  • Handcrafted in Arizona: Each noodle board is custom-made just for you
  • Estimated Shipping: Allow 7–10 days for proof approval and order fulfillment
  • FREE Shipping within the USA

Our Brand Promise:

We’d love to see how you style your board! Tag us @simplyalohaonthego on social media to be featured. Mahalo for supporting our small shop. Let’s spread the Aloha, one noodle board at a time!

    how it is made

    Every product is handmade with pure Aloha by Simply Aloha On The Go's Team Ohana.

    where it is made

    Each product is handmade in Arizona.

    why it is made

    We aim to celebrate how our products embody the Aloha spirit."

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